Place: jcrew, Chestnut Hill Mall
Time: 11:55 AM, Thursday
Personae: jcrew worker (male), jcrew worker (female), tree hugger/environmentalist/stay-at-home dad (male), under-cover operative (me)
Dad: (preparing to pay for merchandise) I’ll just take this in the bag I brought in…
Male worker continues to ring him up.
Female Worker: That bag? I threw it away already.
Dad: (peevishly) I brought it back [...]
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