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old school

Bassie is playing the original Super Mario Bros. on Uncle Mike’s wii right now. That’s all I was going to say, except that as I was writing that last sentence, I overheard her trash talking the game: “There are many things that are called ‘payback’, and one of them is payback.”
It’s like she knew I [...]

Recession 2.0

Fo Mike, and everyone else who’s been wondering how our little robot friend has been doing.
(Spoiler: It’s not looking good for him…)

the xtranormal affair

It is disguisting how fun and addictive it is to make stupid videos on xtranormal. I’d almost compare it to smoking, except that it is free and won’t kill you.
This is my first, but certainly not my last (It stars robots! How could that NOT be FUN?!):

lizzy miller’s like “you know, this isn’t the most flattering picture of me, really, though…I mean, I’ve taken better pictures, is all i’m saying…”

So this girl caused quite a stir this past week! If you’re a comment whore like I am, you can get a sense of America’s reactions by reading all 500-some comments on Cindi Leive’s blogpost there (my favorite is the one from the 47 year-old exercise fiend who claims that both she and her husband [...]

my civic duty

This is one of those things that I feel I am obligated, by the by-laws of bloggerdom, to comment on, given the title and supposed subject of my blog:
Miley Cyrus’s pole dance at the TCA.
-Sigh-
The actual video that was aired on tv does a close-up at the moment of the offending “squat”, so I’ve [...]

you want it…

…you got it! Because, every so often, I find that, if I don’t write about the kids enough for a little while, someone will inevitably ask me “What? The girls haven’t said anything cute lately? Why you gotta have so many posts about your dissatisfaction with your local Starbucks or magazine covers that glorify sex [...]

more like “publicity stunt 100″. yeah, I said it!

Look, Maxim, far be it from ME to claim to be better at creating a misogynistic and opportunistic list of hot women based solely on an algorithm that looks something like: (actual attractiveness) x (projected gross of upcoming movie) + (how much their publicist paid you), but when will Olivia Munn get her rightful place [...]

these are the things that upset me!

So Calvin Klein got some half-naked models to pose for an ad and put it on a billboard on Houston street?
And everyone’s in an uproar…
Of COURSE they are! Of COURSE Calvin Klein was betting on a socially center right country to freak out over what is, frankly, a lot more tasteful than other ad [...]

miss me?

Sorry, end of the school year, grading, you know how it goes. But lucky for YOU, AFers, when AF gets behind, you’re in for a “bi-weekly highlights” post. Here goes:
* Bassie’s begun working on her first television script. It’s for the show Phineas and Ferb (which is quite possibly the only program that keeps me [...]

re: previous metapost: exhibit A

Here you go…melt, hearts, melt!: