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Category Archives: the thoughtful spot

rules, rules, rules!

I’m sick of all these “feminism rules” about how women should treat other women just because they’re women. I was criticized when I supported Obama in the primary, because “It’s time for a woman in the White House”. And now, some women still feel as though they have to practically apologize for not liking Sarah [...]

What has two thumbs and is creepily and obsessively collected by grown-women who can no longer justify keeping their American Girl collection?

This gal! (Enthralled? The creepiness continues here.) p.s.- I’d put my money on the BJD in a cat-fight with a Bratz any day. Um, youtube, can you make that a reality, please…now? Okay, that’ll do for now.

oh she is good…

I felt like I was hanging out with her in her living room, eating Oreos and ripping on an ex-boyfriend. Here’s my favorite bitch-slap(click on the “I have actual responsibilities” clip), said with just the right amount of sarcasm (video bonus- you also get to see Palin’s daughter rub down her baby brother’s head with [...]

palin-phanalia

ask and ye shall receive. thanks, mikey! apparently we’re not the only ones who noticed Blerg. p.s. this is going to be a fun two months…

but who’s listening?

As I was leaving the workout room tonight, I offered the remote to the very nice man who was on the elliptical. “Sure, why not?” he replied. “Gonna watch the next female Vice-President of America.” I smiled. “Oh, yeah, I bet that’s all they’re covering today.” But the remote was not working too well from [...]

what’s that smell?

“Ms. Palin praised the achievement of Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, who lost a long and bitter primary race against Senator Obama, saying that she had left “18 million cracks” in the highest glass ceiling in the land. Then, making an explicit appeal to Ms. Clinton’s disappointed supporters, she said, “It turns out that the women [...]

assortment of li’l bits

Dina’s description of what it feels like to run in a nightmare: “I ran for you, but I couldn’t get to you. It was like running on, you know, that thing you do in the workout room?” Bassie tooth update: top tooth number 2 is under the pillow. Hmm…I wonder what would happen if the [...]

31…meh.

Yeah, I know, I’m 31. Feels older than 30; like I can’t argue that I’m really still in my third decade, thus still in my 20′s unless you go by Chinese ages in which case I would have begun my 3rd decade and would therefore have been 31 for an entire year now. 31 is [...]

expired/tired/wired*

Jack Bauer/ Survivorman/ Bear Grylls I am convinced that he is the culminating link in a chain of human evolution that splintered off just prior to the Bronze Age. His DNA should be kept frozen until Global Warming destroys civilization and we need a race of superhumans to rebuild it with nothing but jackknifes, parachute [...]

the anti-nudge

As the great Charlton Heston once said: ” {You can take my IUD} out of my cold, dead {uterus}“. thanks, yo! Your check’s in the mail…