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Monthly Archives: November 2010

Hey, Dad, is Mom there?

Finally, an answer to the age old question no one thought to ask. See, we’re not avoiding you, fathers. Well, we are, but for a totally good reason.

Things are going to start happening to me now.

I wrote this. Yup. Me. Look, it’s my name, right at the top. No, not the top of the whole page. That’s Timothy McSweeney’s name. Look a little further down. Yeah, past the italics stuff–I didn’t write that. Yes. There. See? My name, and then SO MUCH FUNNY STUFF AFTER! Guess which line is Bassie’s [...]