Guys! It seems like only yesterday that he turned 21 and legally drank for the first time…and it seems like only a year and a half later than that when his first child was born! And two and a half years after that when our car insurance rates finally went down because he was no longer in the most statistically dangerous demographic in the universe. Somewhere in there he had another baby, and got rabbinic ordination, and a Masters in Math, and an MBA, and moved to Boston. He also learned Hebrew and Aramaic and Yiddish, and discovered a UNIX bug, applied for a patent, and was “this close” to winning to Netflix prize (if only he had a supercomputer at his disposal to run the algorithms).
Hang on…I’m adding up the number of years it would realistically take to do all that stuff and I’m pretty sure yosefblog is, like, 57.
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