Look, Maxim, far be it from ME to claim to be better at creating a misogynistic and opportunistic list of hot women based solely on an algorithm that looks something like: (actual attractiveness) x (projected gross of upcoming movie) + (how much their publicist paid you), but when will Olivia Munn get her rightful place next to Megan Fox? I mean, kudos for at least putting her on the list and all…throwin’ the nerds a bone or something, but really, 96? That’s like, where Drunkface should be! Yeah, Drunkface!
Why can’t a girl who’s willing to do this get cozy with a girl who does this?
What? What to do you MEAN irony isn’t sexy?! Aren’t you magazine editors the ones who have been putting female comedians on your covers all Spring claiming that “funny is the new sexy”?
Whatever! I give up! Just enjoy this, people…
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