No, I mean, seriously: the multiple gratuitous shots of zac efron’s muscly, colt-like back, or sinewy arms. Or the overt sexual innuendos (“that may be the best strawberry in the entire world, but you wouldn’t know because you won’t try it” (um, btw, that sounds like the beginning of a perfect “yes ladder” to me; one that ends w/ Vanessa on her back in the grass with her little “wildcat”– p.s. why does she call him that as a pet name? also a bit kinky…) to which V. Hudge responds by biting into said strawberry and “ooh”ing over it’s lusciousness. There were at least three scenes that could have been transplanted into a cheezy, soft-core movie (and legally, too, b/c the whole cast is of age now).
That cynically said, Zac Efron can seriously dance. His solo number in this one is even better than “Bet On It”, and is practically a trailer for his upcoming star turn in the pre-production, Kenny Ortega directed “Footloose” remake (yes, really). The only thing he forgot to do was a high bar routine (seriously, 2:30; check it out).
Oh, and Ashley Tisdale wishes she’d kept her old nose. I mean, she probably doesn’t, but she’s so boring looking now. She sort of looks like Hilary Duff on a weird day where she sort of looks like Ashley Tisdale with a nose job.
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