accidental feminist

just spitballin’ here August 3, 2008

So here’s Bassie’s idea: a roller coaster where the individual seats have holes under them and tubes running to a receptacle so that you can pee on the ride. Of course, you have to pull down your pants to sit on it.

FAQ
Q: Will there still be regular toilets in the park?
A: Of course.

Q: Why, you might ask, wouldn’t a person simply go to the bathroom before riding on the roller coaster?
A: What if you have to go right when the ride starts?

This is why the movie Big is bullshit.