Bassie, on why she can’t climb across a particularly precarious section of playground equipment: “I need more gravity”. (p.s. this is how I will hitherto forward refer to weight in any context, e.g. “I have so much more gravity after eating that entire French Silk Pie!”
Me, to yosefblog, on why I have the right to talk about something disgusting (in this case, a character Dina invented called “Dr. Gross”, who removes people’s body parts and various bodily fluids and eats them) in a crowded line at Wendy’s: “They don’t pay me not to talk about it!”
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