The following is a dramatization of true events:
yosefblog: Hey, Eva Mendes worked out at my club today.
accidentalfeminist: Oh, wow. So, was she, like, hot?
yb: (pause) Yeah…yes she was.
af: She’s, like, supposed to be curvy; well, curvier than the average skinny Hollywood girl. Was she?
yb: She was pretty thin. I mean, the camera really does add ten pounds.
af: Oh, so she was too skinny?
yb: Oh, no, she was still hot.
af: But, not really hot, right?
yb: (Silence)
af: Oh.
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