accidental feminist

 

prove that you’re opinions are right because they are prevalent… July 1, 2007

Filed under: reviews — Rachel @ 6:42 pm

here…or, conversely, verify your suspicion that you are too brilliant for anyone to understand your complicated tastes. A suggestion: Write down your list of top ten movies (or tv shows, or albums) of all time before you look them up; then look them up and find out your average score. Refer to this score at parties to sound like a dick.

And, as an aside, according to the reviews, you are a complete dick if you don’t love “Ratatouille”.

**Addendum: I just checked: “Ratatouille” has a higher score, by two, than both “Taxi Driver” and “Schindler’s List”. An animated rat beat out DeNiro and the entire Jewish people (of which, by the way, DeNiro may be a subset, although the only websites I can find to verify this are white supremacist ones; can anyone provide a more reliable source?)

 
 

Ch-ch-ch-ch…

Filed under: Uncategorized — Rachel @ 5:35 pm

The pizza is good,
The beer’s good, too (and wetter);
On Saturday it’s loud,
But Tuesday should be better.