This is what I have learned about James Spader* so far this summer:
1. He can cure any woman of any type of sexual dysfunction.
2. He looks incredibly sexy when he lets a woman come up behind him and run her fingers through his beautiful blond hair while he succumbs to the intense, erotic sensuality of such a simple yet intimate act.
*Again, and for the record: all references to James Spader’s sexiness are pre-Boston Legal, in which he rides on the laurels of his previous sexiness that has been embedded in our collective cultural consciousness. And good for him! I can only aspire to embed anything about me into our collective cultural consciousness.
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That’s so cute! You miss Yosef!
It’s the power of the fluffy mullet. It gets the ladies every time. If you don’t believe me, try this: Get rid of the mullet, and keep the eroticism. What do you get? Crash. Man, that movie was creepy.
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