accidental feminist

prove that you’re opinions are right because they are prevalent… July 1, 2007

here…or, conversely, verify your suspicion that you are too brilliant for anyone to understand your complicated tastes. A suggestion: Write down your list of top ten movies (or tv shows, or albums) of all time before you look them up; then look them up and find out your average score. Refer to this score at parties to sound like a dick.

And, as an aside, according to the reviews, you are a complete dick if you don’t love “Ratatouille”.

**Addendum: I just checked: “Ratatouille” has a higher score, by two, than both “Taxi Driver” and “Schindler’s List”. An animated rat beat out DeNiro and the entire Jewish people (of which, by the way, DeNiro may be a subset, although the only websites I can find to verify this are white supremacist ones; can anyone provide a more reliable source?)