At the beach…
Me: Thanks for getting water on the towel, Bassie.
Bassie: Why did you say thank you if you don’t mean it?
Me: Oh, it’s sarcasm.
Bassie: What’s that?
Me: When you say the opposite of what you mean. Like when I say “Oh, Bassie, could you please whine some more. I love it!”
Bassie: Or when you ask if you can wipe my butt after I poop?
Me: (Cracking up as other suburban mothers glance at me with apprehension bordering on disgust) Yeah, like that.
Bassie: I knew it! (Runs off smiling)
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