I mean, call me crazy, but I think he’s got it going on! Jewfro, 80s movie references, super-sweetness. I think that all girls wish they were “too pretty” and “too sophisticated” for “that dude”, but they should really thank their lucky stars if they end up with him, and not some gelled-hair, ascot-wearing, cheating-at-his-bachelor-party prick. She’s the one who got the good deal in the end. And, hello? “Who’s Doc?” I’d be all up in there with the 1.21 gigawatts on that one! “Who’s Doc?” Seriously, lame! Oh, did I mention that I have a supercrush on Paul Rudd, and have since “Clueless”, but got an even bigger one when I realized that he’s actually not a straight man, hunky guy actor like they tried to pass him off as in that flick at all. He’s, like, super funny! And oh, that perky nose (ignore the other people in that picture, except for Roger Ebert- he looks so healthy and happy there- and look at that freaking adorable nose!)! You slay me, Paul. (Is that too many links? You scour through imdb and try to pick only one!) I wish you had picked me to dance with at the first Champagne Snowball of your Bar Mitzvah. I would have appreciated it, unlike the pretty, skinny, popular girl who the nerdy guy always picks, because it’s his one chance to touch her where she can’t say no. I’m that girl who always listened to you talk about that other girl and secretly loved you, but who you always told what an awesome friend I was, and how my personality totally made me pretty. Oh, Paul. You never knew how much it hurt…Wait? What? I didn’t go to Jr. High with Paul Rudd? Why, just because he’s eight years older than me? Shut up!
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Okay, I’ll divert your criticisms with a cute picture, lest you think I am whistling Dixie about my affinity for cute noses:
Just look at that. You don’t get a nose that cute on your kid without a nose that cute on your spouse. And that, my friends, is natural selection. (Did I just channel Dwight?)
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after reading that, the only thing you should be permitted to post are more cute pictures of my family. -MM
Oh, it’s late, you killjoy (at least here in Chicago, where your cute family all LIVES!). What, you jealous of Paul Rudd? Or are you feeling judged because you also did not get the “Doc” reference?
And by the by, that image, as noted, was meant to divert your criticism, not encourage it. If you want more pictures, you have to play by the pictures’ rules.
Do people still wear ascots?
Funny you ask. I met a guy last weekend in Port Townsend, Washington, who claimed to be wearing an ascot, although he wasn’t even wearing it properly. I don’t know if that’s actually worse than wearing it properly, but there you go anyway.
My dad wears ascots. Regularly. Seriously.
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