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brand deprogramming

Bassie: Mommy, is that a commercial?

Me: (looking at the television) Yes, it is.

Bassie: Oh, ok. (pause) I want to buy that.

Me: What?

Bassie: Get it? Because it’s a *commercial*.

The child has seen the Matrix.

This was written by Rachel. Posted on Monday, January 8, 2007, at 10:18 am. Filed under The Kids. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Trackbacks are closed, but you can post a comment.

8 Comments

  1. yosef wrote:

    I thought we gave her the blue pill?!?

    Monday, January 8, 2007 at 7:39 pm | Permalink
  2. matthew wrote:

    don’t you get it… she is the matrix

    Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 11:07 am | Permalink
  3. michael wrote:

    haha. i was going to say that exact same thing matthew. i just didn’t think it was funny enough.

    BURN!!!!!!
    you got salted

    Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 3:25 pm | Permalink
  4. yosef wrote:

    I didn’t even think that, because it wasn’t funny enough. BURN

    Tuesday, January 9, 2007 at 6:53 pm | Permalink
  5. rachel wrote:

    Nothin’ like a good ole McClain Brothers game of one-upmanship. Hey, Matt, what did you think of House last night? I bet you knew the whole time…

    Wednesday, January 10, 2007 at 8:15 am | Permalink
  6. yosef wrote:

    Rachel, don’t get in the middle of something you can’t handle.

    Wednesday, January 10, 2007 at 11:07 am | Permalink
  7. rachel wrote:

    I’m sorry, I don’t believe I was addressing you, dear.

    Wednesday, January 10, 2007 at 12:22 pm | Permalink
  8. yosef wrote:

    Don’t make me block you from commenting on your own blog.

    Wednesday, January 10, 2007 at 1:03 pm | Permalink

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