When Matt and Jazmin come to town, the darnest things happen, like Bassie learning to play poker. When she woke up this morning we discussed the night’s events:
Me: So were you up really late playing poker?
Bassie: (groggily) Not so late.
Me: I heard Matt beat your Straight with a Flush.
Bassie: Yeah, but then I got three of a kind.
Me: Cool.
Bassie: Isn’t it funny that aces are high? It seems like they should be zero…I mean, one.
Me: Yeah, I mean, what’s higher than a King, really?
Bassie: (straight-faced) An ace.
Me: No, I mean, who would be higher than a King in real life?
At this point Bassie grows tired of my irrelevant hypotheticals and leaves the room to go cuddle with Jazmin.
Ah, Thanksgiving…
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