feminism usurped April 29, 2006
This is what happens when the men get their hands on the whole “women have just as much a right to their sexuality as men” concept that was the gift of First Wave Feminism. Does tihs girl realize that she’s advertising herself as a glorified whore? “It’s totally cool to burp. I wish I knew how to do it better.” That’s my favorite. Yeah, guys, don’t try to be anything but the beer-guzzling, woman-objectifying, disgusting slobs that you are; We’ll still have sex with you, because that’s our choice!
Have I told you how much I love Maxim yet?
BTW- I have also discovered from Maxim that “hotness” is not linked to “beauty”. I don’t know if you can get a good look at this girl’s face, but, I’m sorry, she is not beautiful, though she may have a good body. I just think if they’re building a whole ad campaign around her being so out of anyone’s league, they could have dished out a little more cash and gotten someone whose last modeling gig wasn’t for J.C.Penny. Now you might be thinking: what right do you have to judge her looks, soccer mom? Hey, look, she’s public domain. Of course, so am I…but I never claimed to be a “Game Killer” either. Moral: a hot bod can make up for an average face, but a drop dead gorgeous face on a size 12 flies under the radar.
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