yeah, thanks, I know… April 18, 2006
Bassie: Mommy, you’re a little bit fat.
Me: What?!
Bassie: Look at your tummy.
Me: Oh, yeah, that. That’s what happens to Mommy every month when her body thinks Mommy might have a baby. Then it goes away.
Bassie: That’s funny.
Yeah, just wait until you’re five pounds bloated for two weeks every month, and 350 pound women at the UPS pick-up site ask you when you’re expecting, then when you tell them you’re just PMS, they get embarassed and start telling you about their menopausal hot flashes.
True story.
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