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another item on the list of things they don’t tell you about having a baby

Last night, a married male friend of mine was shocked to discover that it is true that women are known to sometimes “go number two” while in labor. And although he responded that “it makes perfect sense now that you say it”, he also requested that I document this fact on my blog, lest others learn it the hard way. Of course, if you’ve read any of those “What to Expect When You’re Expecting” or “Making Every Month Count” books, you’d be prepared for this eventuality, but I guess by then it might be too late.

Honestly, though, it’s not the first thing on everyone’s mind. Worrying about this would be like wondering whether Mason pooped his pants before he plowed the military jet into the Mojave Desert (I’d link to the tv.com episode synopsis for those of you who don’t watch “24″, but I guess those synopses don’t include spoilers like this.).Anyway, in both cases, there are larger things at stake.

One Comment

  1. Warrior4Life wrote:

    Is that why some people call kids “little sh*ts”?

    Thursday, February 23, 2006 at 10:03 am | Permalink

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