accidental feminist

10 Comments

1. michael wrote:

   You know Eats, I would be willing to post something on Got Game? right this very second but i don’t think i can. if i try to log in to typekey it just takes me to yosefblog and i can’t figure out how to post on this lil diddy. i tried. so give me the power oh mighty yosef and i will make fun of you….i mean answer them

   Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 2:41 am | Permalink
2. yosef wrote:

   you don’t need me. you need approval from mrs. me. i suggest you prepare several wagons full of extravagant gifts.

   Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 10:18 am | Permalink
3. matthew wrote:

   hear that spike? next to eats, you’re a titan … i knew you would eventually find your element

   Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 12:11 pm | Permalink
4. rachel wrote:

   Look, you can’t just post whenever the mood strikes. You need a hook, a catch, a gimmick, a “thing” you do. Pitch your persona as Eats did and you will be judged accordingly.

   Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 12:38 pm | Permalink
5. Warrior4LIfe wrote:

   Well, I guess I could pull a Carrie & write about my adventures in the city. However, I think that’s been done. and done.

   Besides, I’m freaking out about a guy who wants me to commit to a Valentine’s Day date — I can’t handle the commitment level of a real section on a blog. That’s just too much pressure. I can’t be tied down right now. The only commitment I can handle these days is from my job.

   Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 2:27 pm | Permalink
6. SPIKE wrote:

   Ok Mz. Feminist,
   You say I need a gimmick like Eats?
   Well I refuse to stoop so low. I will not make a fake name that is in no way representative of my real name, and I will not limit my writing to one topic. You’re like Studs Terkel interviewing Dylan and asking him if “A Hard Rain’s A-Gonna Fall” was about atomic rain -with Dylan replying, “no, it’s just a hard rain” and “I’m not a topical songwriter.” I’m not a topical liver, and Eats, you’re not one either. Don’t be bound by your set persona. I know it’s fun to write like that, but I will not beforced to make myself “Spike” and only talk about my experiences gaming in the college atmosphere.
   Ok, so the only reason i’m against it is because i’m not gaming in college. Moral of the story- this is my pitch.
   I’m a Michael Jackson impersonator struggling to find the perfect Marlon, Jackie, Jermaine, and Tito while juggling schoolwork and a love life.
   PSH

   I love you eats, i meant no offense.

   -spike

   Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 2:57 pm | Permalink
7. rachel wrote:

   Based on your pitch, I think a link to your dead journal would be so much more efficient, spike.

   Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 7:02 pm | Permalink
8. justin_orange wrote:

   That EATS guy is an asshole.

   Wednesday, February 8, 2006 at 11:08 pm | Permalink
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   Thursday, February 9, 2006 at 12:04 pm | Permalink
10. indefenseoflittleshites wrote:

    but without the a**holes, where would we get
    little shits?

    Friday, February 10, 2006 at 12:07 pm | Permalink

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