accidental feminist

hi, men! December 15, 2005

I wish I would have had this when I fell on the balance beam! I think the real problem is that girls are more athletic and active today than they were a century ago, thus leading to an increased risk of non-sexual hymen-disturbance (that’s a medical term). What a rip off for all those guys who, after sowing their oats until they’re thirty, want a chaste twenty-one year old who has not known a man.

I don’t understand why anyone would think that not being a virgin is something a man would hold over her any more than being a virgin would be. If he wants a power trip, he’ll take anything.

And I love the last part. “Look, I’m a feminist, but women have a right to have frivolous and unnecessary surgery performed on them if they want to impress a man. That’s their choice; and that’s feminism.”