burka beauties August 8, 2005
I was just informed by a reliable source that, under their modest and, some would add, symbolic of opression, burka, many Muslim women wear incredibly fashionable clothing, impeccable make-up, and salon-perfect hair styles. According to this source, who saw such women with and without said burka, the rules of modesty that require them to wear burkas in the first place are completely null and void in settings in which they are permitted to remove their burka (aparently with other women and men in their immediate family). Therefore, these women spend hours a day preparing for those few moments of sweet, sweet, freedom when they can shed their black cloaks and bare themselves* to…other women and men in their immediate family.
This answers a burning question I always had when I would pass Muslim women on Devon,, which is: What must they think of me? I had always thought the answer was: “You are an immodest infidel.” Now I know that their thoughts sound more like: “Under this burka, I am hotter than you will ever be, infidel!”
Any Muslim readers (I know I have a big following among the Saudis), feel free to clarify or refute any aspect of the aforementioned.
*Note: Picture may not actually represent a Muslim woman without her burka. Individual results may vary.
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